Let's look at the facts: 1) The world exists. 2) You exist within the world. As you can see, the world needs to understand that you exist in relationship to it. QED. This is the sole philosophical conundrum that has plagued humankind since the dawn of time: humans have been unable to make the world understand: "I exist." 

But now, thanks to The World Must Know, you can alert the world to your not only your presence, but of how it is that you relate to it. This app takes ontology right through existentialism into aesthetics with the press of a button. At that infinite moment of collapse, we dream.