Spare Me for Apple Watch dispenses poor decisions, faulty advice and general snarkiness with each tap on the screen. Forget crystal balls, eight balls and your friends if you need counsel or guidance, what you need is an animated bowling ball with a bad attitude.

In addition to more than 100 built in responses, you can create as many as ten personalized phrases on the iPhone app that will randomly appear in Spare Me on Apple Watch. To amp up the snark or amplify the "cute" factor, you can add emojis to your custom phrases.

Spare Me is a quick, fun interactive app that produces a smile every time.