Jony Ive Has His Mind In The Gutter

If you’ve played with the Apple Watch clasp animations in the online Apple Store, you may have noticed some distinct M-rated undertones and innuendos. It’s no secret that Apple’s pushing its first haute luxury product as a lusty device, but it’s amusing how blatant CNET has made it look in the video above. These are Disney-level subliminal messages. No wonder Mickey has his o(wn) Face.

“Fifty Shades of Apple Watch” is the second best Apple parody I’ve seen all week.